Quotes ~ Sayings

• "If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich."

• "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
• "A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin."

• "I purr, therefore I am."

• "Every life should have nine cats".

• "If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him."

• "If God created man in his own image, you've got to wonder; in whose image did he create the nobler cat?"

• "If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself."

• "Civilization is defined by the presence of cats."

• "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."

• "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

• A cat sees us as the dogs...A cat sees himself as the human."

• "My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes."

• "Some people own cats and go on to lead normal lives."

• "It's really the cat's house--we just pay the mortgage."

• "Always turn and look when your cat gazes behind you with that intent look in her eyes. Some day there might actually be something there."

• "God made the cat in order to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger."

• "Dogs have owners, cats have staff".

• "Every dog has his day -- but the nights are reserved for the cats."

• "A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization."

• "Time spent with cats is never wasted."

• "For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat."

• "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

• "A cat can climb down from a tree without the assistance of the fire department or any other agency. No one has ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree."

• "The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard cats."

• "Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow."

• "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."


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